"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
07/09/2014 at 01:56 Filed to: None
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"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
07/09/2014 at 01:56 Filed to: None | 2
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Step One: Buy a diesel lawnmower
Step Two: Deep fry some chicken in vegetable oil
Step Three: Eat said chicken
Step Four: Put used vegetable oil into lawnmower's fuel tank
Step Five: Fire the lawn care crew
Step Six: Mow my lawn for (almost) free
Bricks
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 02:02 |
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you can't run veggie oil into a stock diesel engine without it killing itself.
All Motor Is Best Motor
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 02:03 |
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I'm going to be a party pooper and point out that nothing about this is almost free.
NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 02:03 |
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Sometimes Oppo makes me hungry. Like now, for instance.
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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Bricks
07/09/2014 at 02:05 |
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true, but after some spending I would never have to buy fuel for it again and as an added bonus I get an excuse to deep fry food
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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> All Motor Is Best Motor
07/09/2014 at 02:05 |
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Longterm.......Longterm
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 02:08 |
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do diesel lawn tractors even exist?
PheeNoIVI
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 02:09 |
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How much lawn you got? Electric! Push mower would be even cheaper
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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/09/2014 at 02:11 |
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Yup:
http://www.deere.com/wps/dcom/en_IN
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 02:12 |
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The kits to convert the oil into biodiesel is fucking expensive on it's own. That's not even including the chicken and what you have to do to the expensive as shit lawnmower. After about 400 years of service(didn't actually math), you would finally save money compared to if you bought a cheap used Snapper.
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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/09/2014 at 02:12 |
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Itll still be fun
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
07/09/2014 at 02:12 |
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Thankfully the KFC sucks around here, so that bucket does nothing for my fat ass.
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NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/09/2014 at 02:15 |
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It's perhaps too easy to idealize the KFC experience.
Actually eating it kind of makes me think of this...
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NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 02:20 |
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Trouble is Deere insists on painting them green, when obviously the diesels should be brown. And manual. And wagons.
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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 02:22 |
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nice
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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
07/09/2014 at 02:23 |
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The drawing is gonna go out tomorrow, I got the wrong sized box today
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
07/09/2014 at 02:23 |
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When Churches is across the street, there is no competition. I shall indulge in spicy fried chicken.
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NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 02:24 |
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Some of us might be missing the real point of this post, the crux of which is:
Step Two: Deep fry some chicken in vegetable oil
Step Three: Eat said chicken
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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
07/09/2014 at 02:24 |
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I'm glad someone gets it, I just want an excuse to deep fry stuff
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NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/09/2014 at 02:27 |
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No Churches around here, but we do have Popeyes.
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NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 02:27 |
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Cool, glad the check arrived quickly.
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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
07/09/2014 at 02:29 |
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Ya, I was surprised it got here so quickly. Why is it called snail mail again?
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
07/09/2014 at 02:33 |
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They are basically the same.
orcim
> Bricks
07/09/2014 at 04:30 |
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Actually, people here are doing it, but you fuck it up and it does kill itself like you said. I had someone use the mower and they put in a load of filtered (first thing you gotta do) veggie oil which made me hungry every time I mowed with my Kubota, but the filter molded and the lines clogged because I didn't understand that you had to run it *all the time* to keep it moving - letting it set for 2 weeks (because the grass was low) was the death of it.
thebigbossyboss
> NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
07/09/2014 at 08:02 |
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Hahahaha.
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thebigbossyboss
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/09/2014 at 08:03 |
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Take your logic and get out! This is Oppo not "Logical car enthusiasts united"
E92M3
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/09/2014 at 08:15 |
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Quite an expense to save 15 gallons a year. I barely use 5 gallons in a year cutting mine.
Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 08:24 |
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Does one ever really NEED an excuse to deep fry? Deep frying is a national pastime in good ol 'Murica
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> E92M3
07/09/2014 at 10:03 |
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Push mower on a half acre and I haven't even used $20 worth of ethanol free gas the four times I've cut the grass.
wabbalosthiskey
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 11:29 |
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Yeah they exist, but are expensive. You can find a used one for a few grand but it will likely be a rather large multi-reel unit like an ex-golf course mower, a little large for most yards :) http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/hvo/451555